I like to tell dirty jokes at work to help make the time go by ?

Question

One time we laughed so much we nearly dropped the coffin!

Answer 1

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaahah i don't get it kidding lol why did i get a thumbs down :| post below you have the name the saint but you post that lol

Answer 2

Here's one to tell:-

Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."

The boss says, "What's that?"

Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her p***y."

The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."

They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, " See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her p***y."

The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her C**t."

Charlie says, "Her C**t? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."  

Answer 3

I have a dirty joke!

A married man with a seven year old daughter read her a story and tucked her in bed one night. While she said her prayers, her father listened in.

"God bless Daddy. God bless Mommy. God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

The man looked at his daughter and asked, "Why did you say that?" She said that she didn't know but it seemed to be the right thing to say. The next day her grandfather died.

Three months later the man noticed that his daughter said, "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy and Goodbye Grandma." The next day her grandmother died. At this point, the man is worried that his daughter can communicate with the other side.

About a year went by and the girl said her prayers before she went to bed, "God Bless Mommy and Goodbye Daddy." The man went frantic the next day and couldn't eat or sleep and constantly kept his eye on the clock. He stayed at the office until midnight. Nothing happened.

Finally, the man went home and to his room. "Sweety are you just getting in from work?" His wife asked. "Yeah...I just had the worst day of my life." He said.

"You won't believe what happened today. The milkman just dropped dead this morning."

Answer 4

I don't get it. At all.

Answer 5

haha

Answer 6

LMAO that is too d**n funny.