I live in milton keynes where can i fined a women for the night?

Question

I live in milton keynes where can i fined a women for the night?

Answer 1

punternet

Answer 2

At the hospital

Answer 3

lol.  think you've missed the point of this forum.  you won't "fined a women for the night" on this site.

Answer 4

Man do you want a hooker or what, get a life and do it the right way. Ask a woman out and if she will, which I highly doubt, treat her with respect and show her you care and maybe she will let you kiss her hand after a month.

Answer 5

Try Edna at the Sally Army even though she is over 60 she is suppose to be a raver.Better still go to bed and sleep it off you naughty boy.

Answer 6

you will get fined if you get caught lol

Answer 7

Yellow pages.

Answer 8

LOL!  the entertainment section of your newspaper, she will bring a bouncer though.

Answer 9

Go to a strip joint

Answer 10

Buy the 'Sport'  newspaper. There is a whole page of what is termed 'massage'. There are phone numbers from all over UK. I would be suprised if there was not a number for MK in there, or at least Bletchley or Newport Pagnell.

           I had an amazing oral s*x job from a girl in Rochdale once who advertised in the 'Sport' and then after talking to her realised that we were in the same class at school nearly 15 years earlier! Small World Eh...?

Answer 11

You could check at the police station to see how many women they fined that day: traffic fines, parking fines, etc...

Answer 12

You still married to the hand kid?

ease up or you will go blind!!

Answer 13

oh yeah.......they live in the walls there,get a sledge hammer,bash through, get your woman and you must autograph the wall or guess what ...no more woman.

Answer 14

erm well i live in milton keynes and i suggest you, go clubbing up the city. (Thursday, friday or Saturday) How about mood, oceana, buddablue etc etc.

Oh and what about MIlton Keynes citizen, get yourself an escort.

oh and get a life, there are not (hopefully) that many women who will appreciate getting 'used' like that.

There's more to life than s*x! trust me.