I live on a farm. I want to become a cow whisperer, but every time I whisper to a cow they just p**p. Help?

Question

I live on a farm. I want to become a cow whisperer, but every time I whisper to a cow they just p**p. Help?

Answer 1

Go on yahoo search and type in: How to be a cow whisper.

Answer 2

You're whispering at the wrong end. Try the end that says, "Moooo."

Answer 3

It is very hard to have any form of a relationship with a cow, especially trying to become a whisperer with them. They are highly unintelligent to be quite frank. Just let a cow be a cow, that's what they are best at. Why do you want to be a cow whisperer, just wondering?

Good luck.

Answer 4

You're whispering in the wrong end!

Answer 5

perhaps they cannot hear you. think "cow shouting"