Hey...last week I did something so stupid.
I came out of the shower, and accidentally walked out of my room BUCK NAKED!!
If the security tape exists...it would show me walking out, fully exposed...then the door clicks, and I scream LOUDLY (and kinda high-pitched) and cover my privates with my hands and bang on the door with my buttcheeks bouncing.
Then I hear a noise, and I streak down the hall and hide in a janitor's closet for a few minutes.
Then I get out, cover myself carefully and tip-toe back to my room...where the door opens.
I had a little bit of a crush on the cute security woman...do you think she saw? And if she did, what do you think her reaction was??
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