I looked up in the white pages for John Booty, why?

Question

And there were many people with last name Booty.

Would you change your last name?

Or let people laugh at your name and let them

call you Mr. Booty or Miss Booty.

Answer 1

Lmao, if my last name were Booty I would change my first name to Got.

Answer 2

Well, it's nowhere nearly as humorous as having "d**k Butkis" (actual name of a former NFL player) for a name.

John David Booty happens to be the name of a quarterback for USC, recently drafted by the Minnesota Vikings.

Still, I can only speculate as to why exactly you were looking for some "Booty." LOL