I looks for nice english lady to marry and makes me happy!..requirement below please... ?

Question

1.nice looking and not to chubbies.

2. must have full england passport.

3.must be's good's at making kebabs.

4. must gives me many childrens

5. must look's after mines mother & father an6 goats.

must also haves full time job with lots of monnies.

if you is intrested in me's number 1 Turkish smoothy please leaves me yous answer here! ..kiss kiss mine loverlys.xx

Answer 1

Good thing you're looking for an British chic. Thanks for the 2 points.

Answer 2

Do they get free ring ding?

Answer 3

do you not have anything else to do with your time then this??

Answer 4

You faulted by giving your requirements to us.  You ask the wrong question, you will get the wrong answer!!

Answer 5

I met exactly the girl that you are looking for but she says that she wants a man who can write English properly.

Answer 6

IT'S NOT A WIFE YOU WANT IT'S A FU*KING SLAVE ALL YOUR AFTER IS A PASSPORT NOW WHY DONT YOU JUST STAY IN FU*KING TURKEY  

Answer 7

Love your goats. that will make you happy,and make the goats happy to.

Answer 8

Hahahaha! Good luck with that!

I don't have a passport or an affection for goats - sorry.

Answer 9

Yous are setting sights too high, here are new questions to gives you better chances.

1.looks not important but must haves heart beat.

2.Must haves no senses of smells (better haves no senses at all)

3.Must be willing to sleeps with parents and be kind to grandfather also.

4.Must likes living in complete sh1thole.

5.Must have no families who would probably wants to kills me.

6.Must not tell anyone about husbands very small d**k.

Nows you have much better chances with womens that are suiteds to you.

Answer 10

I am horrible at kebeb making! You wouldn't want me.  

Answer 11

hahah.....you're out of luck mohammed

Answer 12

Deer Mameed Ho: I vud likes to be instrested but I vants no goats. I be noing vat u to be doing vits da goats. But eef yu ara steel instrested een me, I *** from St.Olaf...mines nubmer ees nubmer 2. kees kees my Ho.

Answer 13

You missed question 6. I ask these questions every few months as I am a d*ck head and nothing better to do with my time. You will also need to ask in question 7. That I am looking to come to uk so therefore to qualify for this the woman must be single and in full time employment and must be depositing at least £350 per week to her bank account for you to apply for visa to UK which cost £250 and she has to keep you for at least 2 years. If your going to waste our time at least try and get the questions right. Ha Ha.

Answer 14

Camilla is looking around

Answer 15

I is good at making the kebeblas, due to this i is to chubbies, ss, i missing chance of lifetime boo hoo. Kissy kissy my turkish delight.

Answer 16

www.Match.com

:)

Answer 17

Your to ugly for an English woman.Stick with your goats.

Answer 18

i think the only thing i like out of this deal is the goats due to i like real animals

Answer 19

Right on!  After reading your question, I am now on the quest for a Turkish lady with all the requirements you have listed.

I never realized that the Turkish men are so liberalized and hip!

Answer 20

I think me and my lads are gonna have to find out where you live and pay you a visit.  Scrounging off the british tax payer is not nice.

Answer 21

Goodness you sound too perfect!

Answer 22

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha brilliant.

Answer 23

Sorry I don't like goats, otherwise I would

Answer 24

Stay in turkey you jerk off.You an idiot.Did you say your the father of six goats.

Answer 25

Pick me!! Pick me!!