I lost my hampster named virginity!!?

Question

i lost my hampster a couple of days ago. her name was virginity.

and i ask people in the streets "i lost my virginity", usually girls would hit me in the face....

help me out!!!

Answer 1

Say "I lost my hamster, her name was virginity"  

Answer 2

Well, did you lose her inside or outside? If inside, isolate the room where she was and look under everything you can. Try luring her back to her cage with food. Look in every nook and cranny! I lost my hamster and he was in a nook that we didn't even think he would fit in (and he's a dwarf!)  Hope you find your hamster. Oh and when you're telling people you lost her say, "I lost my hamster named Virginity" Then they probably shouldn't hit you...

Answer 3

That would be really funny to run around yelling "VIRGINITY WHERE ARE YOU??!!!" lol You would definitely get some weird looks! Okay sorry well just say I lost my hamster her name is virginity, then say seriously thats her name.  

Answer 4

wtf? ur an idiot, why would u randomly ask some1 down a street that u lost ur virginity, wouldn't u say 'I lost my hamster' I would think ur some crazy hobo..

Answer 5

Well, at least you didn't name it "p***s"

Answer 6

Its hamster not hampster

d**n yanks ripping off our language

Answer 7

Hello! Sorry to ask but is this a serious question or just a chance for you to write a joke in your question?

Answer 8

Just accept..... your Virginity's gone and not coming back !

Ya gotta luv the staights that took you serriously Hahaha !

Answer 9

Yea ok I heard that joke many years ago except it was a dog named something else I won't write down.

Answer 10

lmao nice one bro