I lost my remote for the TV, where would the possible places be?

Question

i lost my TV Remote, i know, its sad, i wont be able to watch my fav Soap Operas like Days of our lives, Young and the restless, and also Oprah and Dr. Phil, also i wont be able to follow up Maccas adds for their Olympic game limited edition burgers :(

So where would it be?

1. Behind the couch

2. in my bedroom

3. in the vaccum cleaner

Im not joking, i have tried search the whole house yet i cant find it

Please help!!!!111

Answer 1

Wow, we're like twins, I love Soap Operas like Days of our lives, Young and the restless, and also Oprah and Dr. Phil!

I was also planning on following those adverts for those Olympic game burgers!

You probably sat on the remote (check your behind).

Answer 2

You took it with you when you answered the phone.

Answer 3

Did you look in end tables with drawers or enclosed bottoms ?

Also check in piles of newspapers or magazines.

GOOD LUCK

Hope you find it in time for your shows.

Answer 4

you imbecile.

Answer 5

dog ate it  your mother in law stole it  it ran away to find a better home lol

Answer 6

The significant other is getting her revenge for you flirting with her best friend, sister, cousin, mother.... She thought long and hard on what she could do to drive you insane.  Poisoning you seemed too drastic, nagging is a life long endeaver so she did the next best thing, she hid your remote.

When it comes to evil ways to torture somebody, first comes marraige, followed closely by hiding the remote.

Check her purse.