I lost my testicles in a nasty ski accident, can I play AFL now?

Question

c'mon someone has to say "you don't have the balls for it"

Answer 1

why not  there are some players playing with only one kidney if you feel confident go for it

Answer 2

you don't need balls to play afl, just go to your nearest team, start fumbling and bouncing a ball on the ground right next to their training session and your sure to get picked up by the club.

Answer 3

I'm afraid not son. I'm afraid not.

Answer 4

Yes, since AFL is for pansies you are now eligible to play.  

Answer 5

LOL i was about to say you dont have the balls for it

I dont think u can play - players seasons end and careers end when they injure their groin - or in this chance loose it

Answer 6

So you've got no balls then eh?

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Answer 7

Tough one.  I'd love to help.

Well you'd be no good at Tennis .... while-ever the Williams girls are running around you'd have no chance there.  And League is a complete balls up so you may find yourself a bit out of sorts there.

I understand there are a few slots available on the Chinese womens swimming team for 2012 but you may need some dietary supplements to replace what you've lost.

Otherwise, become a goal umpire or an administrator - yep, look I think administrator is the right job for you while you wait to hear about your Chinese citizenship app.

Answer 8

Captain oh Captain, I bet you were trying to ski up a back passage on the mountain when the accident happened!!!  Not to worry, you can still run in the Melbourne Cup and be a AFL boundary umpire!! see there is a silver lining to all dark clouds, you are now multi skilled, pity about the pocket billiards though, me favorite game!!

Answer 9

Nope, 'you don't have the balls for it' .  There you go.  You would however, be more than qualified now to play NRL, Soccer or Tiddly Winks.  

Answer 10

Maybe you should take up golf theres plenty of balls to play with there.

Answer 11

YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS MAN!

Answer 12

You'd slot nicely into the Fremantle dockers starting line up.

Answer 13

Fortunately enough for you, having testicles is not a requirement to play AFL - ask any AFL supporter yourself, none of them have testicles either.

Answer 14

how in the world did you manage that?

Answer 15

No, but you'd walk into a position with the AFL commission. You meet the main requirement to be employed in that depatment.