I love being a guy, but do you love being the gender that you are?

Question

I can see a few good things, beinga woman, (like)=

women can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts.

Girls boyfriend’s clothes make them look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in girls.

Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

Women can cry and get off speeding fines.

Women live longer, so they can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......

Men die earlier so women get to cash in on the life insurance.

Taxis stop for women.

Women never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Women don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Answer 1

v****a envy much?

Answer 2

Man go eat some beef jerky and punch somebody in the face..stat!

You are coming down with a serious case of manginitis.

Answer 3

You just described Saturdays at Boogies. It is far raunchier though. I love being a woman, and I also appreciate a man.

Answer 4

of course...  but then good thing comes from guys too.. don't feel that women get every thing that guys don't. i just hate guys that are sexist... (that they are better than women)

Answer 5

I can think of a few others;

we could makeout with a girl without it looking q***r and wierd lol.. guys seem to find that hott..

we can play the abused and battered women during a divorce case just so we can get all the money (no ive never tried that but i might one day JKS lol)

we can cry our way out of trouble or seduce the cops haha lol

we can drive guys CRAZY over us... lol

negative thing about being a women

we get cramps and have to wear tampons/pads every month

we go through child birth.. (not lookign forward to that lol)

we cant go into a car dealership country without some nut job trying to rip us off with some cheap old terrible car!

Answer 6

...lol to the girl above, i love being me

Answer 7

*laughs* You made me laugh so hard!! ^^!

But I think you're a bit off on somethings. Grown women look nasty and are pedophiles when they get it on with a teen.

Women can be stalkers. I have plenty of guy friends who get scared seeing the same huddle of girls giggling and following them.  

...I'm sure if the cop is a woman, crying won't work.

You still cracked me up though. :D  

Answer 8

men dont bleed for seven days every month

men never have to force a watermelon sized life form out a hole the size of a 50cent piece men dont get PMS or menapause

we lucked out being born with balls on the outside instead of inside balls called ovaries, enjoy buddy cause like you said we die first