I love the man in the little boat?

Question

So does my man.......how can we show him just how much we truly do appreciate him?

Answer 1

foursome....nah we will let him watch he likes it that way.

half a pint and 4 beers!!!

Answer 2

It was a tough crowd at waterfront tavern floor show well westward of Hawaiian Islands where our featured 'star'

would squat to pick up silver peso or yankee dollar coins without using her hands.  Everything was fine until one of

the Naval deck apes off an Aussie tin can heated his coin

several minutes with a cigarette lighter before his iron pliers

flicked it up beside her foot.  Down she went.  It was a show stopper of course and bouncers moved in.  His own mates

joined the struggle, it got ugly, and I shared a gin bottle

with two old sots who shouted 'Bad form!' whenever an

ear was chewed or eye balls were thumb gouged.   Pray tell me I haven't suggested anything wicked to the innocents.

Answer 3

first politely ring his doorbells, if you can't find them, knock his knockers,and ask him if he wants to come out to share a pizza or something. If he sticks his head out say,, hi.. how are you, thank you so much,, for all you do

  Then take the little man out , for drinks and a movie

Answer 4

flush periodically.

Answer 5

Lavish him with rubs and kisses... and make sure it's always perfect conditions for a boat ride.