I m crying..i need a little help.....?

Question

i m crying

can anybody tell me a line for which i can smile a little.....

i m not happy from past 5 years...

i had not smiled from years

Answer 1

"Just think how stupid the average person is,

and then realize that half of them are even stupider!"

--George Carlin

Answer 2

watch this.. http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=_1haYY5pV1...

Answer 3

my gunny always tells this one:

A bear and a rabbit take a **** in the forest together. Bear asks the rabbit “Hey, do you have problems with **** sticking to your fur?”

Rabbit replies, “No, I do not!”

So the bear wiped his *** with the rabbit!  

Answer 4

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=7jf3MLbOfl...

Answer 5

Watch bad American idol auditions on youtube...

Answer 6

I'm so sorry Rambo. I've got a few lines (jokes) that might help you smile:

- My wife complains I never listen to her. . . or something like that.

- I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

- I said ‘no’ to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

I hope at least one of these could make you smile. I truly hope that you find some kind of happiness somehow. I understand about being unhappy too. I was for many years. I have a mental illness and nothing seems good anymore. But I try my best. I hope you can too. Hugs for you.♥ ♥ ♥

Answer 7

why does snoop dog carry an umbrella................................... drizzle shizzle.!!!!