I/m thinking of becoming an Elf. Is it possible to beat the exam by lying about my height (6'2") ?

Question

I/m thinking of becoming an Elf. Is it possible to beat the exam by lying about my height (6'2") ?

Answer 1

well how not be a giant instead

I mean 6.2 is a bit high for a woman

THATS AH HUGGE ***** !

Answer 2

tell them you're an elf with a "glandular problem"

Elves Rock!!!!

Answer 3

I love your sense of humour but I doubt you'd pass the elf exam you'd stand a much better chance trying out to be a giant. Always remember this:

Elves are good, but Gentle Giants are better!

Answer 4

You will appear shorter if you are fatter, so get eating.

Answer 5

use a broken tape measure or say a blind person measured you lol

Answer 6

Elf's don't use the Bus or eat Soup.....

So they will suss you out very quickly....

Answer 7

Sure.  At 6'4" I should know; I'm the worlds tallest midget.

Answer 8

Find out where in the Fairy Wood the exam is, then bury yourself up to your neck by the Fairy Circle, and make sure you go to the loo beforehand.

xx

Answer 9

Yes, just make sure you don't trip over the examiner's  guide dog on the way out .

Answer 10

Is this for a play?  

If it is not, just reverse the tape measure.  Wear a lot of green, they will not figure it out..

Answer 11

go 4 it

Answer 12

Of course...try it....lol

Answer 13

Yes, when you have finally summoned the Devil and sold him your soul, you could ask him to make you 3'. Make sure you ask the question correctly or you might end up with three feet!