I miss you like....?

Question

all i can think of is i miss you like a fat kid on a diet misses cake.

whose got a better one? be creative : )

Answer 1

I miss you like...

...Fig misses Newton.

...Brittany Spears misses her dignity.

...a stripper misses clothes.  (O.K., maybe not so much.)

...a politician misses the truth.

...an angry storm misses a rainbow.

...Bill Clinton misses interns.

...loan sharks miss getting paid.

...Mark Hamill misses Star Wars.

...New Orleans misses Katrina.

...Michael Jackson misses his real nose.

...Brett Favre misses football.

...a 5th grader misses summer.

...fleas miss dogs.

...stink misses a skunk.

...body builders miss a mirror.

...Sumo wrestlers miss a meal.

...telemarketers miss your number on their list.

...Donald Trump misses a talking about himself.

...a dad misses her newlywed daughter.

Answer 2

I miss you like bad aim.

Answer 3

i miss you like a sinner in h**l misses ice cream

Answer 4

peanut butter misses jelly

a cookie misses milk

bread misses butter

pancakes miss Mrs. Butterworth

a baby misses its binky

a flower misses the sun

a puddle misses the rain

a duck misses her drake

Fonzie misses his thumb

Shaq misses a free throw ;)

Answer 5

I know is like out of subject but my boyfriends once told me...........you're the cheese in my nachos.............lol....I thought that was cute but yeah.....and also.......you;re the stars in the galaxy............I know is out of subject but they sound very cute, lol!

Answer 6

i miss you like a newborn misses that sweet, sweet, womb.