I missed the match. what happened?

Question

why were the yellow cards handed out?

where the goals any good?

how were the saves?

did united play good?

who got man of the match?

who played the best?

thanks :)

Answer 1

Scholes was shown a yellow card for being a ginger t**t and picked up a second for being old and pathetic. Zenit ran Man U's awful midfield right off the pitch. Man U might get relegated this season if SAF doesn't hustle more biased decisions from the referees.

Answer 2

We lost :'( Hey ^^ Ronaldo just likes to have fun, when he's back he'll be ready and serious.

Answer 3

Paul Scholes' old age confused him into thinking he was playing volleyball, he got sent off and Man U lost. The camera was on Ronaldo and he looked the least interested person in the whole stadium so I can't wait to see how he'll play when he comes back, I hope he doesn't put on his Real Madrid shirt by mistake. All in all a very good night.

Answer 4

Well The best player on the pitch was Zenit St Petersberg.

Scholsey got a red for playing Volleyball.

United were awful, even by their standards, I seriously expected them to win as well.

Answer 5

zenit 2 united 1

scholes got a red card for the most amazing hand ball ever

bolth zenit goals were nice. 2nd one was better danny embarrassed rio Ferdinand

zenit outplayed united for the first hour. then i think vidic scored to make it 2-1. zenit held on after that

M.O.M ??

zenit played better. danny was real good. arshavin came on in the 2nd half and played good. tevez was a animal. rooney was disappointing. and Nani was horrorble (please get rid of him SAF)