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Question

I hat3 spid3rz ñ buggz I've tri3d so mani thyngz 2 g3t ov3r mi f3ar if I s33 on3 I scr3am n I dnt wanna go 2 w3r3 3v3r it was n if itz in mi room if I kyll it wyth bug spray{onli if itz tini} I us3 so much of it I g3t syk n iv3 tri3d k33pin it n watchin it grow iv3 tri3d r3alizing th3r3 harml3ss n im bigg3r th3n th3m iv3 3v3n tri3d r3ading about d3m 2 s33 how harml3ss th3y ar3 I m3an scr3am w3n I s33 d3m on tv :( plz h3wlp m3 owt

Answer 1

You know, some day you're going to look back on this stage of your life when you thought it meant you were cool to type in incomprehensible jargon, and you're going to be *horribly* embarrassed.

Answer 2

Look up the directions to the unemployment office, because I just looked into the future.  They always need ditch diggers & broom pushers...

Answer 3

You need to learn to ask intelligent questions and write so people understand it.  This is just a bunch of STUPID gibberish.