I need FUNNY jokes!!!?

Question

If you have any real funny jokes please write them, the funniest one gets 10 points!!!

Answer 1

ok here: a good boy tells a bad boy a miricle "a priest rubbed ointment on a womans abdomen and she passed a baby!" the bad boy said: "that aint to miricle,i rubbed gasoline on a cats a** and it passed a taxi!" good boy said: " now that is a miricle!" cats can only run 2 miles per hour!" the bad boy then punched the good boy and they were never seen again!=<