I need a BMW M3 for cheap!!! Where can I get one?? I only have like $1500. HELP!?

Question

*Disclaimer - this is not a legit question. I know the answer doesn't really exist. I know there is no Santa Claus or Keebler Elves. Just annoyed.*

I see questions all the time... for example:

"I'm 16, want a 1969 Camaro SS for cheap! Who sells them cheap! Must be in perfect condition!"

"Is there any dealer that sells Bentleys for like $100,000 under invoice in the (fill in blank with U.S. city) area?"

"I want a Corvette convertible, but only have $100 for a down payment. I make $7.50/hr, is there a dealer that will let me make payments on one?"

"Is there a backalley auction place near (fill in blank with U.S. city here) that I can buy Ferraris, Lambos, etc. for hundreds of dollars?"

*Always add the annoying "HELP!" at the end as well*

So, my question is this: Where are these mystical places where folks can get these super-cheap cars? I mean, they must exist, right? Hundreds of folks posting questions on here must have heard something we all should know, right?

Answer 1

You can try looking on craigslist and see if you have any luck.

With $1500 though you will probably get something that's either really really old or has a lot of mileages on it, not worth it in my opinion.

Answer 2

Just come on in ElGrande, I'm located on Long Island.  I have a great selection of new and used M3's near the price you are requesting.

**Disclaimer** Prices subject to change.

Answer 3

reading this was a waste of my time!

Answer 4

All these cars are located in Nigeria, you just have to pay a small fee for delivery to the US.

Answer 5

call 1800 nice car for 1500 dollars . good luck man.

Answer 6

Someone that knows someone that knows someone.

Confusing phrase up there, I know, but it works.

Ask around, see if anyone you know is selling a vehicle, whether it be on the job, neighbors, good friends, relatives, ect.,

You can usually get good deals, and you can sometimes get much more trustworthy answers about the vehicle.

Answer 7

Beemer M3 for 1500 bucks?  No problem sport. Just let me know what colour you want and I will pop out and get one.

Payment strictly via Western Union or cash in brown paper envelope to my post Office Box number ...

Could do you a nice Lambo in lovely Banana Yellow for 5 bigs ones if you like.

Answer 8

Sorry but there is no such BMW M3 available for $1500. You might have a better chance of buyong a BMW M3 car figure:)

Answer 9

CALL THE USED CAR FANTASY FACTORY! JUST LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU WANT THE SCRATCHES DINGS AND DENTS AT AND THEY WILL BUILD IT FOR YOU!