I need a Comedic monologue?? ?

Question

I need a clean, 1-2 minute monologue. When I say clean, I mean a monologue that doesn't curse, have a mature nature about it. It would have to be something that you would see on Disney, or Nickelodeon. Must be for a women, or girl. Thanks!!

Answer 1

Start with any straight statement on your topic and follow it with yes, and....let your mouth run and gradually describe something so ridiculous people wonder how you got there.

Answer 2

have you ever heard of the play "the rabbit hole"? I'm involved in a production of it right now,  it won a pulitzer prize and there some good monologues in there. might not be exactly clean though, and sort of dramatic. never mind, haha.