I need a Jew and a Muslim?

Question

I'm having some trouble figuring some things out.

The Muslims claim the Torah is not the same as it was when the Jews first received it, the Jews claim the Muslims claims are false.

Is there any Jew out here and a Muslims who are up for a 3 some chat session? lol

I'm actually going out now so if you're interested feel free to IM me and we'll see how we can work this out latersss

Answer 1

Go to Walmart, you can find them on isle 7.

Bill

Answer 2

Who cares.

Answer 3

Sorry, but although I'm Jewish, I simply don't care what either you OR a Muslim thinks.  You are both welcome to your opinions as long as you leave me alone.  There's nothing to "work out"; we aren't interested in converting people.

If you're down to a choice between Judaism and something else - please pick the "something else."  If you don't KNOW that you're supposed to be Jewish, we don't really want you.  We want people who have enough sense to make up their own minds without taking a survey.

Answer 4

man i dont know about the torah thing, but i know that the word jew has become offensive now, just like the n word for blacks,  people use the word jewish, instead of jew

Answer 5

I need a warm bath and a beer.

Good luck

Answer 6

you need Jesus

Answer 7

As a Muslim, I agree with the Jew right before me (just replace Judaism with Islam and that would be my answer).

Answer 8

If you're a muslim, go and tell your trouble to the imam, and if you're a jew, go meet the monk.