I need a Tour Guide in Hong Kong?

Question

Il be travelling to Hong Kong early next year and Im looking for a tour guide who is willing to accept payment in compliments, food, humorous jokes (i really am funny, really), intellectual conversation and the knowledge that she had agreat time.

Im a mid-late 20's Australian male who will be in Hong Kong travelling, sigt-seeing and in general looking to have a great time. I will be looking for permanent work there as well so if my tour guide can provide any advice she will get an extra knock knock joke.

If any girls/ladies are interested in showing me the sights and sounds of Hong Kong, please make contact and you can sleep at peace in the knowledge that you have indeed performed a significant charitable function by helping an Aussie out.

Answer 1

Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah....

I hear this all the time.  Super nice guy, coming to China, needs help and assistance.  Your only requirements are FEMALE....ha-ha, just say it like you mean it dude.

You are looking for a HOT Chinese female to show you a good time, must be "open minded" (hehehe, we all know what that means), no form of payment to signify a job, you just wanna DATE her. Tsk, tsk.....

Your mixing traveling, sightseeing and good times with looking for work? I suggest you get your priorities straight man.  Besides, it's tough as h**l for a foreigner to get a job in HK.

Answer 2

when you get to HK go to Wan Chai all the female tour guides hang out there