I need a creative voicemail that has something to do with the country (like out in the country not America!!)!

Question

I live in a biggish city but im a country girl at heart and my friends are always gettin on me about it so i need to record a voicemail that sounds a little countryish or something about the country...funny is a plus!! thx!!! (u kno like aint or off to_____)

Answer 1

"Hi youve called ____ i cant get to the phone right now. im probably in the bush. - i wish."

Answer 2

hey leave me a message coz im not here, ive just popped to the country for some line dancing and some cow milking!

haha i dunno

Answer 3

Hey ya'll, cant get to my phone cuz Im scraping the cow manure off my boots...Leave a message and I'll give ya a ring.

Answer 4

"hey ya'll, thanks so much for calling!  i'll get back to ya as soon as i get back from the hoedown over in the barn.  thanks a bunch!"

Answer 5

hey yall im not here im out in the farm

Answer 6

LOL your just like me, except i do live out here in the country, lol. you can hear a horse whinnie in the background. I work at a ranch so my voicemail has something to do with that.  All you need to do to get the point across without sounding like a major tard (like the scraping cow manure thing....wtf?!) is flaunt your country accent, girl!!!

"Hah, Ahm not here raht now, whah dont chall leave me a message, ahl get back to ya later"

LOL!

Answer 7

"Hey you! Thank ya for calling me. I probably just out cow tippin' and i'll get back t'ya when I be available. You know what I gotta go milk that goat in a minute, you can come along if ya like. Leave me a message ya see I like those."

:-)

Answer 8

peaches presidents of usa, Kansan kenny rogers, cold chisel, use two or three diff music and a bit of your self and they will be laughing to much to reply