I need a few hockey guyss to help me out plz!!!?

Question

what makes you think i'm a s**t because if it's because i'm w/ a hockey player than your bashing your own kind

Answer 1

Turtling - When players are fighting and one hunches over and covers himself to avoid some punishment

Goon - A derogatory term to players on teams who generally don't do much very good other than lay down some pain. To hometown players, it's better to call them Enforcers

Sniper - Somebody who scores REALLY good

Zebra - Derogatory term for the referee

Sieve (pronounced siv) - Yeah, the thing you drain water out of spaghetti and rice and stuff with. Basically it's a derogatory term for a goalie who lets a lot of goals in.

Cherry picking - When a team has the puck in the other team's posession in their own offensive zone, but they have a player outside of their defensive zone, far down the ice to get a better chance at an easy 1 on 1 with the goalie.

Hope that helps!

Answer 2

This commercial will totally solve your problems.

Answer 3

I am a huge fan of the sport and have played a few seasons in Quebec. When I meet my future wife to be she knew nothing about the sport except that it was played on ice. So just to let me know she cared she would go to my teams website to gather simple things about my favorite players. Like how many goals they have ar assists. She would then ask to watch a game so I could explain it better. It did'nt matter to me that she knew anything about the sport, it just matters that you take intrest. Plus www.NHL.Com is a great source to learn all about it.

Answer 4

"How stiff can you get your stick"

Seriously, he'll know what you mean.

That, or: "Wanna puck?"

Of course he'd love the opportunity to skate with you- he'll be able to strut his stuff on his turf.

Answer 5

Here's some homework for you. Hope it helps.

Answer 6

Can i see your 5 Hole....its between the legs

As far as the date...Don't have s*x on the ice it will give him Blue Balls

Answer 7

who ever you were talking to, you ARE an idiot. pay attention in class. be a who're...at least they get paid