I need a fighting excuse?

Question

Please help me!!

Ok im ment to be fighting some 17year old but im on 15 :(

Hes 6ft ods im 5ft 7

I cant use stupid excuse like some1 died but , i good one that they wont think i made up , please

Answer 1

How about you just say, "Look man, I don't want to fight you." and solve whatever the issue is like adults...  

Answer 2

  stick n move  

Answer 3

you might say You really don't want to fight me right now. I'm ready but if I am arrested for fighting again both of us are going to jail. Guaranteed.

Answer 4

Go through with it...just remember, you don't have to win the fight, just inflict enough damage so that he knows not to mess with you again.  

Answer 5

why do you want to fight this guy?  

Answer 6

Did he say something about your mom? Did he steal your lunch money?

Answer 7

You're already into it so you have two choices as I see it:

1) Just show up and oo your best to kick his ***.  Think of someone you hate and get mean.  I won most of my fights against older or bigger kids when I was younger by being willing to hurt them far worse then they were to hurt me.  After a while noone wanted to fight me.  He will try to hurt you, so why sit back and let him.  

2)  You can always ***** out and not show up.  You'll be known as a punk from then on so it's up to you.

There are a few truths to fighting. You'll get hit, it will hurt, having the will to win will help a lot, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, there is no such thing as a cheap shot.

Answer 8

Walk up to him when he does not expect anything, turn slightly sideways to him (be standing in front of him) be wearing steel shank-ed boots, kick him just about the top of his knee (your foot sideways) as you kick him lean into it with 50-75% of your body weight. If you do this properly it will break his leg at the knee and he will be un-able to fight back. As he is laying on the floor crying tell him there is more where that came from.  Good Luck every bully needs their @$$ kicked.

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Answer 9

Sewell your in deep sh*t, pending this guy is a major p*ssy or your a UFC fighter your screwed. I got  in a fight a couple years ago. It was pretty stupid in Middle School we would set fights up every Friday.We would pick two people who where thought would be a fun fight and they fought. It was great entertainment. So we would have a big group and we would watch a fight then go grab some grub somewhere. I won the fight FYI. Well if you started it you could talk to him privately on the phone not texting(because others can read it, you don't want to hurt your rep.) Or face to face. Just say your sorry and you know you'll get your *ss kicked and you don't want to fight. Say its not worth it, this will all backfire unless you do it nicely and you aren't respectful to him after you talk to him. Let me know how it goes.

Answer 10

? WHAT ?