I need a funny but serious female monologue with a british accent. i have an audition in 2 weeks for peter pan

Question

and i want to get john or tiger lily.

Answer 1

I suggest get something from The Importance Of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde. It has a reputation of being the best classical comedy.

There's quite a few female characters you can choose from:

Gwendolen, Cecily, Lady Bracknell, Miss Prism

I personally love Lady Bracknell and Gwendolen's lines.

You can find free scripts in the internet.  

Answer 2

Yes, I agree that "Earnest" is a good choice, if you want a younger role try Cecily or Gwendolyn. I just finished playing Lady Bracknell and it was a blast! Also try "Pygmalion" by George Bernard Shaw, it is the play that My Fair Lady is based on and the scene where Eliza has a hissy fit after the ball is one of my favorites.

Break a leg at your audition...and if you get brave, audition for Wendy too!