I need a funny rejaction quote?

Question

like " your being rejected like ...." ,its for a poltical science paper and i want to add a little humor to the paper to stand out... anything from sports , politics, and famous people is ok as long as its good to say in the classroom.

i cant find a website but if you know one that would be cool.

Thanks!

Answer 1

I couldn't find any rejection quotes that start out as "your being rejected like..." but I found a site that has rejection themed quotes.

http://thinkexist.com/quotations/rejecti...