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I need a good LOL joke???

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our assignment at school is to find the funniest (clean) joke!

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  1. QUICK!! GO OUT WITH A BAR OF SOAP!


  2. Here is 2..they are clean

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...


  3. what do you call an italian with a rubber toe?

    Roberto!

    :P

    so cheesy but ah well..

  4. Whats yellow and sweet and swings through the trees?

    Tarzipan!!

    BRUUUUUUTAL!!!  :D


  5. A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

    On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

    Dear Madam:

    Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

    1) It had never been occupied

    2) That there was plenty of heat

    3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

    However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for $250 with the following note:

    Dear Sir,

    First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.

    Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.



  6. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.

    After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

    Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."

    Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?"

    Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"

    Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."

    --------------------




  7. A strange name

      A man was walking down the street and he met a small boy. The man asked what was his name.

    The boy replied, 'six and seven-eighths.'

    The man asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name, and he replied, 'they just picked it out of a hat.'


  8. im gauny post post one,what do you think.

  9. Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.

    The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,

    "I think they could be bird tracks."

    The second blonde went to look and said,

    "No, I think these are deer tracks."

    They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

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