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I need a good comeback for the biggest jerk ever...

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this guy knows i can't stand him...

yet he still has the nerve to try to hug me when i tell him not to ALL THE TIME.

so i pushed him away and he called me a c***

i slapped him

he threw his sister's phone at me and it broke into 3 pieces

so he texts me today and says "i'm sorry about last night , i hope you had fun GOD IS LOVE"

it may not sound like it, but i'm a really strong christian. the whole God thing pissed me off because he knows that God is my weakness. what should i say?

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Remind him that UNWANTED advances (such as hugs) might be a sexual battery under the laws of your state!  And, if he continues to persist in his behavior, he could be looking at some jail time.

Or, contact a women's advocacy group for advice!  They will know what to do for you.
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mind over matter:

you don't mind

and he doesn't matter
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Give him the link to this game.

It would make a great comeback!!

http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/

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Tell him that the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of HIM
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Sounds like you are a standard Christian. Maybe next time you could just turn and walk away.
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People in our life that pull our strings like this are mirroring us. Ask yourself in what way you find him so annoying or think about how you feel about him not having healthy boundaries. Think about how you felt because of him or how you feel now. You are doing the same thing to someone or to others but it might not be in the exact way but you will find the feeling you get from him is something you are giving to someone else. What is his goal? is it to control others he things he can control with religion? Think about what it is & when you find this in yourself forgive him & be thankful cause he is just your teacher. Forgive youself & be thankful for this situation is the best way to show you what you were doing.
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get a restraining order
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God dosent like Ugly.
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Filling his car's tires with concrete would really say it all I think. Just remember to use quick set and block the car up on cinder blocks until its hard so the tires look full and normal.
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i dont think it is verry nice or christian what some of these people are saying to come back with i agree with boo on this one
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Say nothing. Chose not to be around him and pray that he improves his act.

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Say F*** that and move on. Block his number from text messaging or change your number and move on with your life. Why even bother?
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tell him you slept with his wife

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ah what an a*****e.

do you know anything that is important to him?
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I think you need to forgive him...IM NOT DONE YET THOUGH. Just keep your distance from him and if he texts you just ignore him or be like, im sorry im busy cant talk now bye. Obviously he doesn't have enough feelings for you if he's using God against you. He knows how much you love God and he will keep using the Lord against you. Stay strong=] and pray for him
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well i know a person like this...that wont stop harrassing you...someone who trys to find your weaknesses...i think that you should just try to ignore him...block him...on your cell..unadd him w/e...just completely ignore him and erase him from your life and try to get him out of your thoughts...and he might not think this...but as long as you know that the fact that hes a jerk and should leave you alone......it doesnt matter...
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wow that guy is horrible
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Turn the other cheek.
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If God is love then why would he throw a phone at you? and then quote that? Obviously he wasnt concerned about that when he did that
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Kick him in the nuts!!! Stand up for yourself. If a guy threw something at me, Id knock his a$$ out!!!
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tell him yes god is love, and I am not in love with you...so stop hugging me and go hug a tree, maybe you will get closer to god...
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You can come back and say....just like God you would like to be respected for your word. No more hugs.
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Yes, I did have fun watching you make an *** out of yourself. Maybe next time I will sell tickets. Have a nice life, and good luck in the phone smashing business.

Show him that he did not get to you. Move on.
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