I need a good laugh,does anybody have a embarrassing story?

Question

possibly embarrassing moments..

or a really good joke..

Answer 1

one day i was running around the school oval and i thought i saw my dad and i went up to hug him but it was someone i didn't know and i made  it look like i accidentally ran in to him it was really embarrissing but its pretty funny now

Answer 2

if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diahhrea does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?

Answer 3

When my sister was about five, my mom was working in the attic, organizing things. My sister was up there with her. All of the sudden we hear this noise that sounds like someone throwing something at the wall. We walk upstairs to find my sister sneezing popcorn kernels out of her nose! Let's just say that was the last time she had popcorn for a while.

Answer 4

I was walking down the main road with my friend and he started tickling me and Ifell and peed my pants...=P

Answer 5

18 years old from Boston, went to CA for a week before college to visit friends.  on the last full day they took me to San Diego.  started off in church, then went to Black's beach.  steep cliffs, long walk in hot sun down took about 30 minutes.  at bottom, stepped on hot sand and dropped the cooler to rest.  friends, giggling all the way to beach spot.  that is when i noticed a lady totally naked.  hurrying to catch up to friends, then noticed everyone was NAKED.  

THEY COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING, at my expense.  i was surprised and a bit uncomfortable never having been at a nude beach.  they look at each other, say "ok, now!" drop suits and rush into the surf.  my jaw hit the sand and i freak.  meet them in the water, questioning their decision to strip.  so i reject the demand to follow suit.  we all swam around in violent surf for 30 minutes.  finally i take off my suit, not telling anyone.  of course i lose it in the waves and have to go nude the rest of the day.  

it was fun, but not when three lovely suited ladies our age walk by later in the day.  everyone was embarrassed.  though i must admit the pictures we had of that day proved i had nothing to be timid about.  let's just say i was very fit and very athletic for 18 years old.

my most memorable day ever.  got an A at college when i retold the story at speech class.

Answer 6

no sorry

Answer 7

Ok, so about two weekends ago I hooked up with this girl I know from the last school I went to. We stayed in touch a little, and we both had a long weekend, so I got a ride from a couple girls at my NEW school, up to her area, she picked me up, we had a good weekend of nonstop *******.

Fast forward to Monday morning, she's giving me a ride back to the drop-off point for ride #2, which is 4 hours away. We show up a half hour early or so, and she makes the comment "I wish we'd left later so we could've had time for you to nail me again."

*zzzzzzzzzzzip* in the parking lot of a Ruby Tuesday's restaurant. We're both pants-less in her car. I gave her what she said was the first o****m she ever had that wasn't self-administered. So now it's my turn, and this girl gives the best ******* ******* in the world. I know what I'm about to receive is up there with the Nobel peace prize.

Anyway, she gets going two hands and a mouth, and I've got my eyes rolling back in their sockets, and my head burrowing into the headrest as zero-time approaches rapidly. I guess I should've been paying more attention, because a family had walked out of the restaurant, and were apparently parked right next to us. It's a family of four. Mom, dad, older daughter, and a cute little (probably) four year old boy. I open my eyes because I hear a noise and behold the four year old looking in the window. Oh ****. Oh ****. _OH **** I AM COMING!!_

I fired off a few million unborn souls, some of which wound up in her mouth, some on her dashboard, most of it in her hair when she turned to see what was going on. Meanwhile this kid has gotten into the car, and apparently the parents didn't see, somehow. But you know damned well that kid waited a few minutes in uncomfortable silence before asking:

"Mommy? Why was that man stabbing that woman in the face with his p***s?"

Answer 8

A joke:

Police: (with pen and ticket to a traffic violator):

Name?

Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz.

Police: Ahhh OK...(hides ticket)...Next time be careful, ok?

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Answer 9

uh..uh...uhm...oh i'm sorry..was distracted by your pic...

Answer 10

well some guy said he was having s*x with some palstine girl and when he was coming he said ah you thrid world c u nt lol

Answer 11

Well, one day, my friend and i were running like gophers outside, then my friend picked out this little thorn and then she like, put it in her mouth, and then she started jumping up and down until the thorn stuck to her gums. Like, it might not sound funny right now, but if you really imagine it or watch it happen, you might like been having a hard time breathing becuz of like, laughing. Yeah. Totally.  

Answer 12

Husband and wife noticed that in their advanced age that they were forgetting an awful lot of things so they decided to consult their doctor. The doctor listened to their concerns and said to them  it was perfectly normal at their age to forget a few things. He suggested that they perhaps start writing things down to help them remember things. They thought that was a good idea, so that evening when they were sitting in the living room, the husband got up said to his wife, "I'm going to the kitchen, do you want anything?" "I'd love a small bowl of icecream", she says. Okay he says. "Don't you think you should write that down?", she asks. "No I've got it, a bowl of icecream.". "Oh, and maybe a little syrup on it?" "okay" he says. "Do you want to write that down?" she asks. "No, I've got it, bowl of icecream and some syrup." "oh could you slice some strawberries on there? You really should write this down, that's a lot to remember." "I've got it, a bowl of icecream, syrup and sliced strawberries, I remember." He goes off to the kitchen and comes back a while later and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She looks at him and says "You forgot the toast."