I need a good laugh!Anyone have some funny jokes!!??

Question

I need a good laugh!Anyone have some funny jokes!!??

Answer 1

theres a guy and a girl who go on a date and order food!!!!! LOL!!! WAIT!!!

heres the best part

after they order the food and ate it...they went to pay for it and the guys credit card was maxed out!!!! LOL!!!!! LMBO!!!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!! ^_^

LOL..

ok..hmm

ok...theres this guy who tells his friend "open the refrigerator and get me a beer"

the friend says " refrigerator...ur mom is a refrigerator or at least looks like one" LOL!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Little Red Riding Hood walking through the forest when she looks up and sees something in the bushes.

'Is that you Big Bad Wolf'

'Err yes' said a red faced wolf, 'How did you know ?' he asked the girl.

'I saw your long face' she says, an embarrassed wolf skulks away.

A little further on she looks up again, 'Is that you Big bad wolf'

'Yes it is' says the wolf hiding behind a tree, 'how did you know?' he asked again, 'I saw your big ears, sticking out from the side of the tree' she says. Once again the wolf skulks off

A little further on she looks up and says 'Is that you Big bad wolf'

'Jesus H' exclaims the wolf, 'how did you know this time?' 'I saw your bushy tail wagging from behind the rocks

'Listen here' says the wolf 'what's your name little girl?' 'Red Riding Hood' she replies ' And where are you going?' he enquires, ''to my grandma's' she beams

'Well Fcukoff there then, and leave me to have a $hit in peace...........'

i love that joke. its my fav now lol. so unexpected

Answer 3

Well this really isn't a joke but it is a very embarrassing story. I was at this store looking at bras, so I chose three that looked the right size and went to the changing room to try them on. On my way there I bumped right into my crush dropping all of the bras, he picked them up and said "Umm, I think this is yours" I was so embarrassed that I just came up with "No! These are for my sister she needed different sizes" I guess he didn't believe me because from that day on he couldn't even look at me!

Answer 4

theres a bear and a rabbit by this tree taking a sht

the bear asks the rabbit " do u care  that sht gets stuck on ur fur while ur shting

the rabbit says no

so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his *** and thorws him on the ground