I need a good.. no... Great ryme!!!!!?

Question

I got a happy birthday from someone and part of it was a ryme! And I wanted to ryme him back... can you think of one?

This is what he had said....

Life if Rough

Times are Hard

I found enough money to send

you a stupid e-birthday card.

Answer 1

Hi, I'm an old codger and I think your response is very good.

I'd like to offer a couple of suggestions. . .

first please learn the spelling of rhyme.

More importantly your response would be exactly in meter if it the last line read :

"you a dumb e-birthday card".

Answer 2

Life gets tougher

as seconds pass

Next time, save up

to buy me some gas!!!

You like it?

BTW: Tell your friend I laughed too! hahaha

Answer 3

it would mean mor if you wrote it.  so just make things ryme.

poetry.com really helps with the ryming

Answer 4

Life sucks

I'm tired too

I tried to rhyme you back

But I just couldn't find the words.

I promise next time though

I'll find you one that'll

Make you want to rhyme me back.

Answer 5

Life is fun

Dont get down

It's just begun

Let's go and clown!

(haha that was terrible, i know..... sorry)