I need a good quote for my English Portfolio!?

Question

Hey~

For our English portfolio, I need a good quote to go on the cover.

It must be school appropriate!

Please find one that is funny, but meaningful and also include the author of the quote.

Thanks!

Answer 1

"The only thing to fear is fear itself" Franklin D Roosavelt..

Or try "Laughter is the Best Medicine" Readers Digest...

Or another one of my favorites is "The Ends Justify the Means"

Answer 2

El correndo esta la perro esta le grande! or Ya'll come back now ya here

Answer 3

You can look up quotes on google. There are loads of them. You can refine your search by adding funny.

Answer 4

I never let my school interfere with my education -- Mark Twain

Answer 5

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

All life is an experiment.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.

-- Havelock Ellis

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars.

-- Henry Van d**e

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

-- William James

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

-- Bugs Bunny

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

-- Dr. Seuss

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

-- From Vanilla Sky

Few of us write great novels; all of us live them.

-- Mignon McLaughlin

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin--real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.

-- Alfred D. Souza

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't.

-- Richard Bach

How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.

-- Annie Dillard

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

-- Elwyn Brooks White

I count life just a stuff

To try the soul's strength on.

-- Robert Browning

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

-- Robert Frost

It is not length of life, but depth of life.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.

-- Mahatma Gandhi

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

-- Marcel Proust

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

-- George Bernard Shaw

Answer 6

Try Quotiki.com

Answer 7

Quote a quote, but not an answer.- Rebekah Preissinger