I need a good senior quote for my yearbook?

Question

i want something humourous.

like, i want it to mean something, but be funny as anything.

help?

Answer 1

"Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as

effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing

bubblegum."

Baz Luhrmann  

Answer 2

someday we'll look back on all of this and plow into a parked car

CONGRATS!! i graduated two years ago and im gonna wish you good luck as well!! lol...

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Answer 3

the world is yours, and every ***** in it

Answer 4

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.  ~Robert Orben

Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.  ~Richard Halliburton

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises."  Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.  ~Orrin Hatch

Your families are extremely proud of you.  You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.  This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.  ~Gary Bolding

The tassel's worth the hassle!  ~Author Unknown

The fireworks begin today.  Each diploma is a lighted match.  Each one of you is a fuse.  ~Edward Koch

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards.  My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.  ~Paul Freund

When you leave here, don't forget why you came.  ~Adlai Stevenson,

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.  ~Confucius

Answer 5

I hope when I die, people will say of me, "wow...that guy sure owed me a lot of money."