I need a little bit of help with this.?

Question

My uncle and I have an ongoing joke about the type of language I use. He once asked me what I had been doing all summer and I told him I was "just chillin" Now I told him I was going to send him an e-mail of all the "hip lingo" I use. I decided to be creative and write a poem, but this is all I have so far:

Yo dude just chill out,

I'll show you what its all about.

Me and my friends have got it made,

Spendin' summer in da shade.

Help me out guys? You can either just suggest some sayings or words to throw in there or even write a few lines, thanks!

Answer 1

wazzup homes

rang ur fone, n u wassnt home

hit me back so we can chat

of course you know that means chew the fat

Answer 2

At 64 I'm a little old

To be helping with a teenage code.

The only expression that I use

Is 'I can't be a*rsed'

But, I expect that's rude.