I need a mermaid spell that actually works?

Question

i did a couple spells they were incosiant one and magic spirits of the deep and the one when it says a human when dry a mermaid when wet none of them worked we need one that works

Answer 1

Half human, half fish?

Doesn't exist. You're wasting your time.

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Check it out. You'll find something worth not only your time, but your life.

Answer 2

Why don't you use an Ouija Board instead. Same results.

Answer 3

Be it spell or mermaid, there is no such thing.  

Answer 4

Lots of people ask for mermaid spells.

1.you have to make an offering to the mermaid queen and she will give you a special kind of kelp to eat which will make you a mermaid... temporarily.

if you want to become a full mermaid you will need to perform a dance for the queen of the mermaids.

but firstly you need your offering, you need to find a large shell which you have to fill with treasure. if the mermaid queen is happy with your offering she will come to you in a dream and guide you to the ocean so you can perform your ceremonial dance for her, BUT VERY IMPORTANTLY!!! if she is not happy with you offering she will basically blacklist you from the ocean and if you want a second chance you will have to try a different ocean (indian, pacific, mediteranian etc.)

I suggest you place things like shells, shiney stones, crystals, diamonds, basically any precious stones, glitter, shiney beads or pearls, etc. in your offering.

2.Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! if u do not no how to prononce the words tell me and ill rerite this spell to become a mermaid how it is pronounced.

3.Look at this pro>

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt...

^^she knows about mermaid spells.

and when i listed number 1. and numbe r2. is doesnt mean to do both. try either one seperatly!

Good Luck.

Answer 5

your human, your not a fish

Answer 6

OK, here is the answer, although I doubt you will believe.

You obviously haven't read all the previous questions from people who that trusted that ridiculous rhyme on 43things.com (which is, BTW, the "real" spell) or others to turn them into a mermaid and are STILL waiting. Witches have NO power to transform a human into anything else. These spells do not work and the people that are telling you they work are lying. There is, unfortunately, NO magic that can physically transform a human into anything other than human. Mentally and emotionally you can be whatever you wish to become. But not physically. A "belief" and a "fact" are two different things. Your imagination can take you anywhere you want to go, but ALL the spells are pure fantasy. H2O is only a show. I am not being rude, what I am telling you is true AND polite, whether you believe it or not.

Answer 7

If you've tried everything that's been suggested on these boards then you have probably come to the conclusion that there aren't any. There's your answer.