I need a potion or spell to turn me into a mermaid... do not say they are not real because they are?

Question

This question is only for people who know spells or potions or people who beilive in mermaids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol...

Answer 1

only in your dreams baby. why would you wan,t to live in the water, thats no fun, judy

Answer 2

sweetie they have places for special people like you

its called an insane asilam

Answer 3

Well, go to P3 and talk to Phoebe, Piper & Paige.  If anyone can they can........................

Answer 4

Go ask Flounder. Or maybe Ariel, if you're lucky. She's really busy nowadays.

Answer 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtwnOQg_K...

Hon, I'm not saying your crazy, I'm just saying that being a real mer-dudette is not gonna work out for you. Sorry.

Answer 6

You are one deluded individual, my friend.

Answer 7

Darlin', maybe you should take some serious consideration into going to a two word place: Mental Insitution.

Or Choice two, Wine, and lots of it.

Answer 8

there is no potion or spell to turn u into a mermaid. but there is a way to turn yyourself into a mermaid. u have to be born one or be destined to be a mermaid. and plus  - being a mermaid might be cool at first, but there are other creatures that can hurt you and kill u. think first what u really want. but if u like i suggest u buying a mermaid tail just to have fun swimming in. if u are absolutley sure u want to become one. email me and ill help u through the decision. bye. hoped i helped.

Answer 9

im going with the first answer, ubt im gonna say you're going to need amixture of both. and maybe a high fever.  

Answer 10

Ask Ursula for a potion.

She's waiting...

http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/up...

Answer 11

Hello .. don't listen to them above .. if you believe in mermaids believe in them *I DO* && i still want to be one here are a few things i have picked up from google ..>>>

#1 .

Recite: insoosient snclemensy redowtable humanitee make me what i wish to be a mermaid witches one and witches all give this power to me .

^i havent tried this yet but some other people say it has worked^

"do not say this spell when dry you have to be in water"

#2

Magic spirits of the depp i would luke a tail not two feet beauty be upon me fish of all kinds let me see when i'm finished in the sea when i'm dry my feet return to me.

^do this in the shower^

Thats it ... :) i hope it works out for you ...

!!**^^MAGIC IS REAL^^**!!

Answer 12

So i'm having trouble deciphering whether you're sarcastic or not. If you are serious look at response A. If you're being sarcastic, look at response B.

A.) It looks like you answered a question saying that you already know a method to become a mermaid. Looks as if you were either lying then, lying now, or that method doesn't work. Either way, you are a wack job.

B.) LOL omj like mee 2. onse i found a spel online &&nd i acidentally sed it ouloud &&nd i groo a tale but den it fell off &&nd i had da tale 4 a wile butt mii cemera wuznt workin den so dats y i dnt got ne pikshrz. sry

Answer 13

This question has been asked a million times.

The answer really has nothing to do with whether mermaids really exist or not.

The plain and simple truth is, no magic spell will make you change into a different species.

If there were such spells to turn into another type of being, don't you think us witches would be doing it more often, even if just for fun?  Heck, I might be tempted to turn myself into a labrador retriever so I could live life like my and all my friends' spoiled dogs do - but it's just not possible.

H2O is a FICTIONAL TV show darling!

Answer 14

Some good strong acid or shrooms should do the trick. LOL!!!

Answer 15

... *sigh*

Answer 16

Go to the sea witch and ask her to make you a potion to turn you into a mermaid.

Answer 17

Good luck fining one.How are going to change back if you don't like it

Answer 18

are you like 4 or somethng