I need a quote...?

Question

I'm a senior and they're wanting a quote from my parents for the senior page. My mom said to put whatever I want and say she said it. I want something that revolves around...

High shool is a place for overpaid babysitters to work.

But has stupidity somewhere in there (like an insult to the school basically). So if you're good at making quotes then please post on here or if you know of a quote very similar to what I'm looking for then post it. Thanks a bunch!

Answer 1

if the teacher can't spell what hope have our kids got

Answer 2

"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed." - Joseph Stalin

"Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent." - John Maynard Keynes

Good Luck!

Answer 3

The most famous insulting quotation to teachers is, "Those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach."  But if you try to get your school to publish that, they might not do it, and you might get in trouble.  Plus, when your Mom said you can pick the quotation, she probably didn't know you were going to pick something insulting to the school.  She might get mad too.

Answer 4

"Those that can't do, teach. Those that can't teach, teach gym." - Jack Black in School of Rock