I need a really funny joke. Anyone got any?

Question

I need a really funny joke. Anyone got any?

Answer 1

THINK UP AN ORIGINAL QUESTION. YOU ARE THE JOKE.

Answer 2

A Lawyer Hit

There was once a man who was as nice as could be, except he absolutely hated lawyers. Whenever he would see a lawyer on the side of a road, he would swerve his pick-up truck and run over him or her.

Then one day, he was driving down the freeway when he saw a priest next to his car, which had broken down. Being such a nice man, he pulled over and offered the preist a ride to the next gas station.

While he was driving, he saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He started to swerve over, when he realized there was a priest in his car. He thought he missed the lawyer, but he still heard a loud bang. Then he pulled over and confessed to the priest about his problem and said that’s why he swerved the car.

He told the priest that he thought he missed the lawyer when the priest interrupted him and said, “That’s okay, I hit him with my door!”

Answer 3

A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it.