I need a really good, funny joke for kids ages 5 to 14! PLEASE HELP

Question

I need a funny (Hilarious) joke, preferably about rabbits or chickens, but it doesn't have to be. Remember, it's for kids ages 5 to 13ish, so it can't be something really mature, and it needs to be really funny. I need it by 6:00 tonight, (thursday) Thanks

Answer 1

These have always brought a few laughs for me:

Why shouldn't you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?

A) Because they'd only have one pair of trunks.

Why was the math book sad?

A) Because it had so many problems.

What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream?

A) "Sure,Bert."

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

A) A buccanear.

How do you fix a broken tuba?

A) with a tuba glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A) Because it was stuck to the bottom of the elephants foot.

Or~To show the deer how to do it.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

A) because it was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

A) It was the chicken's day off.

What did the chicken say when she saw the goose cross the road?

A) Finally! I'm tired of these dumb jokes!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

A) Nacho cheese.

Knock,knock.

Who's there?

Diploma.

Diploma who?

Diploma is here to fix the sink.

Knock, knock.

Who's there.

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for dinner!

Knock,knock.

Who's there?

Osbourne.

Osbourne who?

Osbourne on June 17..(or whatever date)

Knock,knock.

Who's there?

Omelet.

Omelet who?

Omelet smarter than I look.

Another fun way of getting them laughing, any age even adults, is playing a word game that goes like this. You ask the group to either write down or say the answer to the first set of qustions, which will be such as.....

Spell The word most...

Now spell host.........

Now spell...coast...

Then ask them to call out the answer to the following question to see who is correct.....

What do you put in a toaster?

.>>>The funny part is that everyone will call out "toast", when the answer is 'bread'.

Here is another example

Spell the word legs..

Spell pegs.....

Spell begs....

What do roosters lay?...........(roosters don't lay eggs)

A quick one is:

Spell the word silk..

What do cows drink?

You can go on and on, and try to end up with class participation and finding a champion who can't be fooled.

Have fun and good luck!

I've even done this at family get-togethers to break the ice.

Answer 2

why don't aliens eat clowns????

because they taste funny!!!

or

why didn't the dinosaur cross the street?

because they are dead!!!

lol

Answer 3

OK Ok this joke rocks.

p**p, Shut Up, And Manners were driving in a car. p**p flys out and the window and Manners goes to get him. Then Shut up is sitting in the car and a police man comes up to him and says, "Whats your name son?" And he says "Shut up" and the police man says "Where are your manners!" and shut up says "Oh manners is over there picking up p**p!"

HAHAHA

Answer 4

a man walks into a bar and says ow

why?

you'd say ow to if you walk into a bar

Answer 5

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alma!

Alma who?

Alma not going to tell you!

or

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Abbott!

Abbott who?

Abbott time you answered the door!