I need a short funny poem about cleaning toilets/or a bathroom?

Question

I need a short funny poem about cleaning toilets/or a bathroom. I have a picture of a friend cleaning a bathroom @ work and want a funny poem to put under the pic. It dosen't matter how long the poem is

Answer 1

At last, we two are all alone

A common drudge, a common throne

I'll scrub you 'til you shine like new

Wipe off the pee, scrape off the poo

And when I'm done I'll flush away

The evidence and then I'll say

To no one but this wat'ry hole --

You'd think they'd get some in the bowl...

Answer 2

If you sprinkle when you tinkle

be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

Answer 3

Cleaning toilets isn't the most fun thing you'll ever do,

lots and lots of scrubbing of poo,

just know that whenever i do this, i think of you.  

Hope that helps :)

Answer 4

A small t**d floats

in the otherwise clean toilet bowl

like a persistent doubt.

* * *

The old guy in the rest stop’s

ultra-modern lavatory takes

a long time zipping up,

stands there looking all over

for something to push.

* * *

I sat on the crapper

eating a sandwich.

Hey, it happens.

* * *

Her brand-new bathroom’s

feng shui is perfect:

the floor-to-ceiling mirror

fogs up immediately.

* * *

In the men’s room at the public library

someone reeking of body odor

moaned & howled with abandon

in the only stall.

I pissed as quietly as I could.

* * *

At the back-to-nature jamboree

hundreds of suburban kids decided

the natural thing was

to go squat in the creek

whenever they had to potty.

* * *

Across from the toilet

in a spider web near the floor

a trapped millipede coils, uncoils.

* * *

If I ever install a composting toilet,

I’ll have to get one of those

New Age desktop fountains with

the little pebbles in it.

* * *

Answer 5

here i am cleaning c**p

a chore i hate to do

my dog even hates to do that

it would rather eat its own poo

Answer 6

bathrooms,bathrooms

o how i love to clean you

bathrooms;bathrooms

cleanig poo

bathrooms,bathrooms

o how i love you