I need a simile and metaphor?

Question

ok, i have to do an assingment about similes and metaphors,

i have to describe myself.

can anyone help?

i mean i know you dont know me, but can you just help please?

im random, funny, dramatic,not that smart, creative.

Answer 1

A list of similes:

http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/similes....

A list of metaphors:

http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/metaphor...

Answer 2

I am as random as fingerprints.

Answer 3

My name is (Insert name)

I'm smart like Albert Einstein

I am creative like.....

And so on....