I need a skit?

Question

My friend and I want to perform a skit for a talent show at this camp we're going to. We're both girls, but willing to play guys for the skit if it's a good one. Approximately 3-5 minutes in length. We leave for camp next week, and we want to have it memorized by then, so preferably something we can get on the internet! Also, minimal props must be required. Thank you :)

Answer 1

A really fun skit that I've done,

is an interactive one, so you get your audience involved.

Find a pretty long stick,

somewhat durable,

and when you begin, pick two (cooperative) people to hold each side of the stick through the skit.

One person is your helper, and the other is the hungry camper.

Helper: (appears to be cleaning the counter, which is the stick, and also pantomimes putting things under it and whatnot.)

Camper: (skips in) Whoo! I'm hungry!

Helper: Well hey there Jennfydsfajsh! (change the name haha.) Can I get you something? We have every single candy in the whooooole world!

Camper: (rubs belly) Hmm, I'm reaaally craving snickers.

Helper: Ooh, sorry. Fresh out.

Camper: Oh, well... I guess I'll just come back later...

Helper: Okay, bye then!

(camper leaves)

Helper: (looks at audience) One Hour Later...

Camper: (skips in as another character. this makes things fun, because you can change the outfit, hair, voice, anything you want!) Hey!

Helper: Hey there Sdfdshfkljasd! Want something? We have every candy in the whooole world! (quietly and quickly.) except snickers.

Camper: Okay! Well I really want a Milky Way!

Helper: (look around "counter") Oops, looks like we don't have any of those... Sorry.

Camper: Oh... okay. I guess I'll come back later.

Helper: Alrighty! (look at audience) One Hour Later.

Camper: (new camper again.) Hola!

Helper: Well hey there kdsljfalskdj! Can I get you something? We have every candy in the whoooole world! (quiet and quick again) except snickers and milky ways.

Camper: Welllll.... I'm sure in the mood for a KitKat bar.

Helper: Oooh... sorry. I don't think we have any of those.

Camper: Oh.. jee.. I guess I'll just come back later.

Helper: (look at audience) 5 minutes later...

Camper: (come in as the first camper, but wear a hat, coat, or sunglasses, and when walking in, address audience so they know you're disguised, and shhsh? them.)

Helper: Hey there... kid I don't recognize... Can I get you anything? We have every candy in the whoooole world! (quiet and quick) except snickers and milkyways and kitkats.

Camper: Alright Candy guy, do you have hershey bars?

Helper: I uh...

Camper: (interrupts) Skittles?

Helper: (nervously) Umm,

Camper:  M&Ms? Reese's? Jolly Ranchers?!?!

Helper: I.. I...

Camper: (throw off disguise) The jig is up! You have no candy do you?!

Helper: (breaks down in tears) Okay! Okay! All I have are these two dumb dumbs on a stick! (points to the volunteers holding your counter.)

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I've done this a couple times and people always laugh so...

Answer 2

BACH

Two of the people are standing pretending to play the violin.

Larry and Bubba mosey up and one of them says, "Whatcha doin'?"

Person playing the violin says "We are playing the violin"

Larry: "Hi I'm Larry and this is my cousin BUBBA we're from Arkansas"

Bubba: "Howdy do dah day!"

Larry: "whatcha playin'?"

Violinist: "We are playing Motzart"

Bubba: "Neva' heard o'

him"

Violinist: "Here is another piece"

Larry "What's that?"

Violinist: "That is Beethoven"

Bubba: "Neva' heard o' him neither"

Violinist: "Here's another"

Larry: "What's that?"

Violinist: "That's Bach"

Bubba: "We've heard of bak, we hear that one all the time on the farm!"

Then Larry and Buba start running around screaming "bak! bak!" like chickens

Answer 3

You're campers and one of you has bad indigestion, so she goes into the woods and is moaning in pain and the other one things it's a bear.

Answer 4

buyy 1

Answer 5

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