I need a slogan for a calf fry?

Question

for those of you who don't know what a calf fry is, it is literally frying a calf's balls after you have castrated them. My school is Cameron University, Aggie Club and we need a slogan to put on t-shirts that isn't very crude. ( one guy suggested "Taste our balls in your mouth" and it was deemed unfit lol) We don't want to use t******e Festival because Stillwater has one every year. we need something orginal. If you want to throw in ideas for pictures too that would be great

Answer 1

WOW, I knew that this was done, but I really never gave it too much thought!  Something about "the family jewels"? Calf's are young cows, so maybe something like, "Fryin' Up The Youngest/ Most Succulant of Alls"!  (Alls a play on balls?)  Maunga!