I need a slogan for a t-shirt?

Question

Its for a calf fry, for those of you who don't know what a calf fry is, it is literally frying a calf's balls after you have castrated them. My school is Cameron University, Aggie Club and we need a slogan to put on t-shirts that isn't very crude. ( one guy suggested "Taste our balls in your mouth" and it was deemed unfit lol) We don't want to use t******e Festival because Stillwater has one every year. we need something orginal. If you want to throw in ideas for pictures too that would be great

Answer 1

the moo fixer & fry mixer  

insert pic here

'come have a ball with us!'

hope that helps

Answer 2

how about...

the Fall Ball??

lol, its fall now, and welll... you know the rest

Answer 3

How about keeping it simple and saying something like:

Have a ball!

Good eats!

You cut 'em. We fry 'em.

We've got skillet!   (the skills can be emphasized)

That's all I got.