I need a subsitute for rolling papers!?

Question

Come on we've all been there.

GIVE ME SOME SENSIBLE SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!!!

I am a man in need of a (preferably non lethal) substitute to rolling papers.

COME ON PEOPLE

WORK SOME MAGIC!

cheers

Answer 1

wax paper,a piece, a pipe

Answer 2

Haha!  I can sympathize with your "issue".  First, do NOT use anything with ink on it as it will be somewhat toxic as you burn and inhale that ink!  If you're going to use a page from the Bible, make sure it's one of those first empty pages.

Second, alternatives to rolling papers: blunt wraps -- my personal favorite.

Thin and/or semi-transparent gum wrappers work great, too; most times, there's an aluminum backing to it -- if you can remove that, bam: you've got your think wrapper paper (ya, it's possible).

You can also use the thin paper that comes in the boxes of shoes, but I've never tried it myself.

You can also make an apple pipe and I've included directions on the first two links under "sources".

You could also use a toilet paper roll.  About 3/4s of the way on the pipe, make a dime size hole.  Shape some aluminum foil to act as a cup that will fit and stay over that hole.  Before you shape the cap, make sure to place tiny holes, especially near the bottom, using a sewing needle, safety pin, etc.  Then place your loose leaf tobacco (or whatever) into this cup that has been fitted to the toilet paper roll.  Cover the end closest to the hole while pushing the toiled paper roll towards your mouth; light and then inhale.

Tips and suggestions: there's debate about whether aluminum foil is safe to burn and inhale.  Many say yes but many also say no.  Be on the cautious side and if you must use aluminum foil at all, keep it to a minimum.  Burning and inhaling ink is dangerous, especially inks used on dollar bills (don't burn money!).  Always be cautious about placement of the lighter so you don't burn your "pipe" or yourself.

Lastly, don't use "substances" that may be illegal in your jurisdiction; and I'm definitely not suggesting you break the law.

And oh yeah, enjoy.  :-)

Answer 3

A page from a Bible?????

Preferably one with nothing written on it.....you might be smited if you actually burned a page from the Bible!

Answer 4

Tampon wrappers(not the plastic ones)! seriously they are made outta the same stuff pretty much.It works very well , and ya don't get "runs" either!