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Today I was driving my lawn mower to Lowe's, and I ran over a zebra. It exploded and now Bear Grylls is at my house throwing f***s at me! Should I alert the local authorities?

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  1. Nah, don't involve the authorities...

    just fling some poo back at Bear...


  2. heck no man you go hardcore on his heiny.  You go out there and throw not only poo, but also part of that zebra you ran over at him.  The only thing worse than roadkill zebra is roadkill skunk!   Then when you knock him down from the projectiles run him over with your lawn mower.  That how we roll is these parts! lol j/k
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