I need all of Massies Jokes!!!?

Question

Ok, this is kind of hard to do but, I need a list of all of Massie Block's jokes from the Clique series. The person with the most gets 10 pionts(:

Please Please Please help!

Answer 1

-do i look like a grocery store???

-no?

-then why are you checking me out!!!

hahah.

Answer 2

Are you a female dog?

then why are you acting like such a *****.

Do I look like I'm lost?

then why are you giving me so much information

Are you poor?

Because you're not making any cents.

Am I a used band-aid?

Then why did you just rip me off?

Do I look like I need fertilizer?

Then why are you giving me all this bullshit?

Do I look like a vampire?

Then why are you leaving me in the dark.

Answer 3

are you poor?

cause ur not making any sents.

Answer 4

what do u call a cow with 2 legs?

lean beef

what did the tomato say to the other tomato when crossing the street?

ketch-up

why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

to see time fly

Answer 5

I will keep a track if any one can put up.

2 points any way.  

Answer 6

   Here , click on this link to find out all the jokes you want.

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Massies...

Answer 7

Why don't you just go through the book and get them?? Here's one Are You a calender??

cause your days are numbered

Here's another:

do you have a nut allergy??

Cause your head is Swollen

another

Are you a sweater set??

Cause you have just met your match

Answer 8

OK hold on let me get some juicy ones for ya~   Oh I am so excited I can't wait~

Answer 9

why did the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side!!!!!!!

Answer 10

knock knock

who's there?

boo

boo who don't cry it's just a joke!

there's one *****