I need an asian joke

Question

im asian and want to tell my white friend some jokes. this is not racist at all. just tryin to spread smiles.

Answer 1

Umm.... you could try some of my answers and questions. Hold on, let me copy and paste the links.

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 2

Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good ride's  

Answer 3

lady on 6th floor in hotel calls down to chinese laundry to have clothes done...10 seconds kater knock on the door...lady answers and the chinese man is standing there...she say's " my goodness, you come up here lickety split"...man say's "No missy, no lickety split, come to pick up laundly!!!!