I need an excuse to get out of working tonight!?

Question

I need an excuse to get out of work today. PLEASE HELP! (The more unique the better!)

Answer 1

Say " My Grandma fell down the stairs - and I need to go there and help her back on the toilet"

Answer 2

Tell them you have an eye problem and you can't see yourself coming to work!

Answer 3

Just go to work and then about an hour or so it just say, this is embarrasing, but I have to leave as I have Diaherea.

If not going to work, just call and hour before and preferrably leave a message like:  I won't be into work this evening as I have an unexpected family committment.  If they question about that just say "It's personal and difficult to talk about until I can better understand it myself."

Another one is there is a sewage back up in my home and it is impossible to make work tonight...I'm sure you can understand that these things come up.