I need directions to mars? plz?

Question

I need directions to mars? plz?

Answer 1

I think you need a psychiatrist! Seriously!  

Answer 2

Up. A whole lot.

Answer 3

good luck with that...

Answer 4

Close your eyes, bag your head against the wall and wham, you are there in Mars.

Answer 5

Before you go to bed tonight, make sure you drink your Nestle's Quik!

I hear it takes people to their happy place!  *laughing*

Remember, laughter is good for the soul, and for whatever ails you!  :-)

Answer 6

Directions to a planet are not like directions to the mall.  The planet you are on and the planet you are going to are both in constant motion.  So even a straight line won't get you to where you want to go.

Time, speed, trajectory, gravitational influences, starting point, and numerous other factors all come into play for this voyage of yours.  

Answer 7

Nah.......you don't want to be going there.

Answer 8

Ok, find you way to I-76 or I-79 in PA, the Pittsburgh area.

From I-76, take exit 28 for route 19 north about a half mile, then right (East) on Rt.228 for 3-4 miles. Take a left on Pittsburgh Street or Mars Valencia Road. Either will take you to the center of Mars.  

From I-79, take exit 77 for Rt 19. Get on 19 north and follow the directions above.

Good Luck

BTW, you did mean Mars, PA. right?

Answer 9

go to NASA and say i want to got to mars and they will send u to mars to find life on it. GOODLUCK .

Answer 10

Second star on the left; straight on until morning.

Answer 11

http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/allabout/nights...

Answer 12

Straight up towards the red thing, keep going.

Answer 13

If you mean the place where your mum lives, you should have written "ma's"

Answer 14

Go to the nearest Cadburys factory they will assist.

Answer 15

buy a GPS navigator and just punch in the postcode for mars

Answer 16

GPS may help... no....wait a min... not gps... mps(mars positioning system)

Answer 17

Mars is currently moving behind the Sun. It can still be seen very low in the west after sunset, but will be essentially gone from our skies until next summer.

Answer 18

Up to the moon and turn right